oldschool8 ([info]oldschool8) wrote,
@ 2006-09-09 02:55:00
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The "Bitch Drink"
I am trying to understand the concept behind the "bitch drink."

It comes across as making sense like this,
There are drinks that only men can drink, only men can drink these drinks becasue men are so strong they can handle the absolute nastiness that comes with drinking such a drink.
There are drinks that only women can drink. Only women can drink these drinks becasue they taste of roses, strawberries, and many other pretty things.
For a man to taste such a delectable drink would submit him to ridicule for he has now proven himself unworthy of being a man.
Why? Becasue real men are too strong for nice things.
Now since women are inferior in strength to men becasue they can not handle the stronger tasting alcohols, and have to resort to drinking the light fuzzy niceness, all such drinks have been put under the category of "bitch drinks"
A man drinking a bitch drink, is in turn a bitch. Equal to a woman, the most lowliest of the human species.
What do the actual drinks have to say about the matter?
Nothing, they are freaking drinks, they don't care who the hell drinks them. Although I think I did hear a cranberry and vodka scream bitch as loud as it could as it went down the throat of a hairy man creature.
Maybe that was just a cultural illusion though.


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